50 NSFW Things That (Probably) Happened At Hogwarts That Weren't Shown In The 'Harry Potter' Films
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50 NSFW Things That (Probably) Happened At Hogwarts That Weren’t Shown In The ‘Harry Potter’ Films

Harry Potter fans from Ask Reddit have a few guesses about what went down at Hogwarts behind the scenes.

27. An underground bookie system focused on the quidditch games. Maybe even a fantasy league…

28. Prank spells that turned the golden snitch into a winged penis right before the seeker could grab it.

29. The House-Elves all have PTSD from popping in on students having sex or jacking off into their socks, which they know they have to clean afterwards. There’s probably a rotation going on in the elf laundry department where they spin the bottle each day to decide who gets the honor of trying to rinse the jizz-socks.

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