29. I happened to see a scene of some R rated movie my parents were watching where this black guy was going to town on a woman missionary style, and the image stayed in my memory. While jerking off to said image later I came to the realization that the tiddies were really not what had me turned on, but that the guy was actually really hot and had a really nice ass. I was horrified, because I didn’t think being gay was acceptable, cue several years of repression/denial.
30. I had a very intense dream about me sexing up my close female friend. When I woke up the next morning I just KNEW.
31. I’ve convinced myself that my fascination with boobs is because I’m flat chested and have always wanted boobs. And like.. I can appreciate when other women are attractive because they’re my competition, right?