6. Got a tattoo to impress a girl in my psych class. It did nothing and now I have a piece of shit piece by a guy named Philly Steve on my leg forever.
7. Tried to backflip from a 5m diving board, there was no flipping involved, just me falling on my back into a pool from 5m high. Shit didn’t feel good, don’t know which one was more bruised, my back or my ego…
8. Caught a couple of buses and went to a mall which was a city away just to get her favorite cupcakes.
I had to careful calculate my trip so I could get them to her during her half an hour break at work.
To not throw her off guard, I had told her that I had passed by the mall to grab something else and just happened to be in the area where she worked.