44. Went to school, started a business, worked my ass off, went back to school, moved up in the world, bought houses, investment properties, businesses; she’s still not impressed.
45. I memorized the complete poetical works of Robert Frost.
46. I wasn’t good at sports, but I was fairly quick, so i joined the track team to impress a girl. Turns out the girl wasn’t impressed by runners, but I did end up going to state in the 100m dash and placing 2nd.