50 Hopeless Romantics Reveal The Dumbest Thing They Have Done To Impress A Crush

50 Hopeless Romantics Reveal The Dumbest Thing They Have Done To Impress A Crush

Hopeless romantics on Ask Reddit have done some dumb things for love.

40. A girl I liked played soccer. So she was around when my games were on.

I’d purposely take a hard fall when she walked by just to get her attention. It worked. She asked if I was okay. I was.

She dated some really old guy in high school and moved to… California?

The end.

41. Went to a non-denominational church with a girl I was trying to bang. I grew up catholic, but don’t consider myself religious at all. That place was batshit crazy. People looked weird and as I looked around, people were looking at their phones or speaking in tongues. The pastor was also condemning homosexuals and speaking in tongues and when he didn’t know what to preach next. He brought up a moment in his life were he was tempted by a gay guy, but the power of Jesus saved him. Also, for whatever reason, all the middle age ugly balding dudes had younger knockout wives. Needless to say I didn’t get to bang her. I’m sure I dodged a bullet.

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