50 Hilarious Breakup Lines To End A Toxic Relationship

50 Hilarious Breakup Lines To End A Toxic Relationship

End your relationship with these hilarious lines from Ask Reddit.

1. Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.

2. Are you α New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks

3. Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.

4. Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level. 

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