48. If you gave him an enema, you could bury whats left of him in a matchbox.
49. In a dumb criminals book: A flasher came in to a laundromat and exposed himself. A lady points and laughs and says: “Look! It looks just like a penis only smaller.” And kept on laughing.
50. I love the line Lord Farquaad says to Shrek:
“It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you.”