50 Comebacks That Will Shut Down Any Argument

50 Comebacks That Will Shut Down Any Argument

Here are some hall of fame insults heard by the people of Ask Reddit.

48. If you gave him an enema, you could bury whats left of him in a matchbox.

49. In a dumb criminals book: A flasher came in to a laundromat and exposed himself. A lady points and laughs and says: “Look! It looks just like a penis only smaller.” And kept on laughing.

50. I love the line Lord Farquaad says to Shrek:

“It’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you.” TC mark

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