50 Comebacks That Will Shut Down Any Argument

50 Comebacks That Will Shut Down Any Argument

Here are some hall of fame insults heard by the people of Ask Reddit.

33. I had a wet dream about you. You got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing

34. I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.

35. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.

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