1. A woman smoking a cigarette.
“A woman smoking a cigarette. Something about a long draw on a cigarette and a long exhale makes a girl 1000% more attractive. Makes no sense, I know, ’cause cancer and so on, but damn.”
2. Cutting my hair.
“Getting my hair cut. There was this nice young girl I used to go to that would spend a little extra time on the lower neck, and I was convinced our love was mutual.”
3. When a woman makes eye contact with me while she’s getting ready in front of a mirror.
“Watching a woman get ready through a mirror. Especially the moment there’s eye contact.”