15. The first time we ever slept together I woke up to him looking at me. “Hand me my spear. I will kill you now,” he said. Then he closed his eyes and laid back down.
I thought about it for like 5 minutes, decided I could take him, then went back to sleep myself. We dated for 6 years.
16. He sat up, pointed to the darkest corner of the room, and said, “There’s someone there!”
I frantically said, “What do you mean?”
And he insisted “There! There’s someone standing right there!” He then proceeded to lay down and go back to sleep as I used my phone light to check the dark corner. There was no one there.