1. Yoga studio owner/my yoga instructor had me quit my job, move in with her, and go to all her classes for almost two years. She spoiled me and paid for everything but my self-esteem suffered greatly. Was kinda fun being on two year vacation but hard to explain the gap on my resume…
2. I briefly dated a milf and quite frankly it was great, she would expect me once a week with a fridge full of beer, home made food and dessert and all the sex I could want. Dumped her to give my ex another chance, it failed. Well to be fair, there were other reasons (milf got too attached and I didn’t want to hurt her) but that was the main one.
3. I’ve had multiple “sugar mommas” and thought it was the best, for awhile at least. I would have died if it wasn’t for one of my sugar mommas. When I moved out to college, I had no money for food or anything else. Sugar momma bought me food, took me out to eat everyday, let me stay with her, took me to do fun stuff, and all I had to do was have sex with her. That girl probably spent thousands of dollars on me.
Unfortunately, I was not attracted to her AT ALL, and she wasn’t a bad person. I started to feel bad that I didn’t actually care about her and came to the conclusion that it’s a bad idea to use people for money/food, so I split up with her.
I’m not really proud of this story, but I was hungry and couldn’t afford food.