6. Everyone is always stressed out regardless of how hard they try to be festive. Like decorating the Christmas tree should be fun, but no, it can be “fun” so long as the end result is a flawlessly decorated masterpiece. Family dinners should be about coming together, right? Fuck no, it’s about serving the best fucking dinner you could ever serve and you bet your ass you’re going to be slaving away in the kitchen cooking and simultaneously cleaning every nook and cranny in the goddamn house so everyone thinks your house is ALWAYS that clean.
7. Those poorly written Hallmark movies. They have the same plot lines.