34. The constant fakeness. Oh you are wishing me a happy year from your family- and look you got the fucking dog to wear a Santa Hat- but I dont hear one word from you the rest of the year. That card gets acknowledged for 2 seconds before it is surfed into the recycle bin and forgotten.
35. Getting Christmas cards from people that I forgot existed.
36. People driving around in the mall parking lot looking for a parking spot.
“Just trying to find a closer spot!”
You are going to walk all over this entire mall for the next 4 hours, what’s an extra hundred yards?