34 Guys Recall That Special Moment They Realized, ‘OMG, I’m Dating A Moron!’

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1. She asked me if it was the same sun in all 50 states.

“When she asked me, ‘Is it the same sun in all 50 states?’ She’s now a teacher.”

TheNewGuyAgain


2. She said she’d close her eyes for a few seconds while driving ‘just to get some rest.’

“‘Sometimes, when I’m driving, I get a little tired. So, I just close my eyes for 3-5 seconds, just to get some rest.’ I am 100% serious that one of my ex-girlfriends actually said that.”

Justice513


3. She asked me if eagles were as big as airplanes.

“When we saw an eagle and a plane flying above us and she asked me if eagles were as big as airplanes.”

valeceb


4. She thought she could cast a spell to bring a dead animal back to life.

“When she—no joke—thought she could cast a spell to bring a dead animal back to life.”

dottmatrix

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