1. I have this bad habit of sending Snapchats to the wrong people, and everyone knows this about me. So I’ll sometimes purposely send a wrong Snapchat to someone if I want their attention. Like I’ll get dressed up and send a Snapchat like, “Is this cute for a lunch date?” to the guy I like in order to make him jealous and when he replies I’ll say something like, “Omg that was for my other friend sorry!” It’s so cringey.
2. Early college years. She mentioned off hand that she was reading the Hunger Games. So naturally I read the entire trilogy and then tried to bring it up in conversation. She wasn’t into me and that certainly did not help.
3. I started smoking. That mistake lasted 15 years after 14 year old me moved on from that crush.