21. Tried to start a fight with a dude she was more interested in.
22. Wrote a poem and put it into the school newspaper as filler for some white space we didn’t have ads or copy for. Swore up and down to my crush that it wasn’t about her. It was totally about her.
23. Being a typical weird teenage girl super into wicca in high school I decided the best course of action was to make my crush a maaaaaagic charm that would make him fall in love with me. I made a pouch out of half a book sock, filled it with spices and wax drippings and tied it together with dirty old shoelaces of mine. I gave it to him and said it was a lucky charm to help him get good grades. A month later he fucked my best friend.