32. In high school I tried to deep throat a burrito in front of my crush. Idk, 14 year old me thought that would be sexy or something? Cue me choking horribly for about 5 minutes straight while trying not to vomit, tears streaming nonstop down my cheeks, and half of a spit up bean burrito from Taco Bell all down the front of my clothes.
Freshman year was a tough one.
33. In an effort to get him to notice me (Junior year of high school) I baked over 200 different Christmas cookies and brought them to school the day before Christmas break started and walked around handing them out to anyone who wanted them all day. He wasn’t in the class that we shared. Found him at lunch and offered him some cookies. He didn’t want any.
At least I was very popular at school for that day, albeit weird.