28. I looked up where she lived and casually talked about the name of her street. When she said she lived on that street, I acted surprised and was like “Wow that’s really weird haha.”
29. I watched 4 seasons of a shitty show she liked.
30. I was pretending to read my now-boyfriend’s palm while we were at a party together (we were pretty drunk). He asked me what one of the lines that I’d skipped meant and I was like, think fast, and said, “Oh… this one means you’re really into the guy to your right.” I was trying to be smooth but was drunk af and forgot I was sitting to his left. Thankfully, there was no competition on the right side, and bless him, he thought it was funny.
Somehow, he’s been putting up with this kind of shit to this date.