1. Shaving off their eyebrows and drawing them back on.
“Shaving off their eyebrows and drawing them back on.”
2. Lugging around purses that weigh more than a newborn.
“I don’t know if it’s stupid, but why the hell do you lug a purse around that weighs more than a newborn?”
3. Hogging the closet.
“My girlfriend occupies literally 98% of our massive 12ft. by 6ft. walk in closet and constantly complains that she has nothing to wear.
I have one half of one rack in that closet and feel like I could cut even that down and still easily get by.
I don’t get it. I don’t know that I want to.”
4. Wasting money on jewelry while ragging on how we spend our money.
“First she’ll spend multiple hundreds on a piece of jewelry and wear it 3 times a year, then she’ll judge me for spending $600 on a motorcycle helmet I wear hours every day for months on end.”