1. My great-grandmother was murdered by her schizophrenic son because he thought she was the Devil.

“My great-grandmother was murdered by her schizophrenic son because he thought she was the Devil.”
—Inskpells

2. He kind of killed a president.

“I’m related to John Wilkes Booth. He kind of killed a president…”
—shutyourface_grandma

3. My great great uncle brutally murdered his entire family on Christmas day.

“My great great uncle brutally murdered his entire family on Christmas day. They wrote a few books about him, one was called ‘White Christmas, Bloody Christmas.’”
—yaboythelaw