1. My great-grandmother was murdered by her schizophrenic son because he thought she was the Devil.
“My great-grandmother was murdered by her schizophrenic son because he thought she was the Devil.”
—Inskpells
2. He kind of killed a president.
“I’m related to John Wilkes Booth. He kind of killed a president…”
—shutyourface_grandma
3. My great great uncle brutally murdered his entire family on Christmas day.
“My great great uncle brutally murdered his entire family on Christmas day. They wrote a few books about him, one was called ‘White Christmas, Bloody Christmas.’”
—yaboythelaw