33. A girl about 3 lockers down from me walked past after grabbing her books, the looked back and said “wow you smell good!” That made my whole day and I still remember it.
34. “You have the perfect penis” is the absolute best compliment I’ve ever received. It’s just incredibly satisfying in the most carnal way that no matter how much I fuck up in life, at least that area is covered.
35. “Have you been working out? I can tell.”