50 Waiters On The Most Awkward Date They Have Ever Witnessed At Work

50 Waiters On The Most Awkward Date They Have Ever Witnessed At Work

When you work at a restaurant like these people from Ask Reddit, you end up overhearing some awkward things.

1. Couple came into the restaurant dressed very goth. I wasn’t their server but I was running the cash register just a few feet away. They proclaimed to everyone that they were energy vampires, but not to fear them because they won’t hurt us. They said they didn’t need our food for sustenance, but enjoyed the taste. After ordering the meal they then politely asked the waitress if she would stick around for a second so they could feed off of her aura so they could have enough energy for the night. The waitress said ok and gave me a side glance over her shoulder that I knew meant “I better get a good tip for this.” The couple clasped each other’s hands, closed their eyes, and made sucking sounds for a solid minute before leaning back in the seats and sighing as if they had just had a turkey dinner. The waitress was indeed tipped well for her delicious energy.

2. First date, I would estimate college age. They’re eating and the girl says, “I’m having a really nice time, but my friend just texted me and asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I said yes, so I actually have to go.”

3. A girl hit on me in front of her boyfriend when I was serving. The boyfriend walked off after staring her off and the girl awkwardly sat there alone for a while. I asked a ‘girl’ friend to take over her table, because it was too awkward.

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