These people from Ask Reddit know exactly how to embarrass your kids.
13. Instead of saying you’re going somewhere say “im boutta slide” as in “I’m boutta slide to the store, what you need?”
Drop or misuse auxiliary verbs.
Instead of buying things, you cop them. I.e. “gonna cop me these Nikes” (pronounced like “likes”)
When they tell you to stop, reply with “you just dont understand the culture” and watch their head explode.
14. Instead of saying a curse word, EVERY time say “Damn Daniel.’
15. Bet. Use it in place of yes / I agree, etc.
