4. “Your mother is DTF.”
5. Next time her friends are over, tell her you’ll leave them alone, but to “cash me ousside if you need anything”. Say it on front of her friends for max damage. Bonus if you dab before you leave.
6. When she gets upset, tell her she’s “being extra.”
Side note: it just means you’re overreacting, which she will do after about 2 or 3 of these terms.