50 Slang Words You Should Steal To Embarrass Your Millennial Daughter
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50 Slang Words You Should Steal To Embarrass Your Millennial Daughter

These people from Ask Reddit know exactly how to embarrass your kids.

31. When going to a store say ” I finna roll up to (store name) right quick homie.”  Instead of asking how they are. Say. “What’s poppin B” Also tell them that their mom is DTF so they can stay out late tonight.

32. Slowly one by one point to all their friends faces. Pause. Look at your daughter. “You’re right. So dank. I can’t even. “

33. Don’t ever call her your daughter again. Only refer to her as “B”.

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