31. When going to a store say ” I finna roll up to (store name) right quick homie.” Instead of asking how they are. Say. “What’s poppin B” Also tell them that their mom is DTF so they can stay out late tonight.
32. Slowly one by one point to all their friends faces. Pause. Look at your daughter. “You’re right. So dank. I can’t even. “
33. Don’t ever call her your daughter again. Only refer to her as “B”.