26. When talking about objects say “A whole ass” whatever the thing is
Fam, pass me that whole ass remote.
27. Just use the word “meta” for a synonym for cool. “That’s meta fam” “meta shirt bro”.
28. Start a sentence with “for real”, except say it twice…as one word. “Forrealforreal, we should do x later” “but did you do your homework tho, forrealforreal.”