1. My friend’s go-to is to dip her fingers in her drink, flick it onto the guy’s shirt, and say, “Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.” Yes, she’s hot, and probably doesn’t need the line, but it cracks me up every time.
2. I was walking around the produce section of the grocery store when I was about 21, and this man (prob in his 70’s) suddenly approached me. He goes, “Whatever you do, don’t go in the frozen food aisle!” I was caught off guard and said, “What? Why?” And he broke out into a grin and said, “Because you’ll melt EVERYTHING!” I just burst out laughing. Still makes me smile to this day.
3. Sitting at a table in a restaurant my buddy tells the waitress “I’m really sorry, this is so embarrassing, but my friend (points to me) is a little shy and he wanted me to ask you if you think I’m cute.” It threw her off guard for a second but when she realized what he said she giggled and then gave him her number.