1. Received a text message at 1:30am from a girl that I expressed interest in to come over and help her rearrange her bedroom. Turned out she couldn’t sleep and just legitimately wanted help rearranging her bedroom.
2. In High School I had a best friend I was secretly into. She invited me over to her parents house after school every Fri. Her parents were never home and she literally would strip naked as soon as the door closed and invite me to join in as well.
I’d comply…then nothing. We’d sit on the couch and watch tv eating popcorn both of us buck ass naked.
After 3 weeks of blueballing visits I tried to kiss her.
Total recoil and then she tells me she’s only into girls.
Later that summer she invited me to a family bbq. Everybody there was naked including her parents.
Apparently everyone in that family just liked getting naked.