10. Before I got my own apartment, I was sharing one with two other people. I usually spend Saturday nights away from home, but one time I happened to stay home for the night. One of my roommates was gone, and the other didn’t realize that I was at home, so he invited his girlfriend over. I was woken up by the sound of loud sex in the room right next to mine. As I was lying there, unable to sleep, I realized something horrifying – my period has started. I couldn’t leave my room without them noticing that I was there and that I could hear them. I didn’t want them to feel awkward. I spent the whole night lying in a pool of my own period blood, pretending I wasn’t there.
11. Every single day I order Starbucks on the app no matter how inside the store I am. A lot of days there isn’t even a line but that doesn’t stop me!
12. I will hold a cough in until tears roll down my face so people don’t hear me coughing.