7. I failed an important test once because I was too scared to ask the teacher for a pencil.
8. The postman was knocking on my door, so rather than answer it, I decided to army-crawl passed the door (so he wouldn’t see me through the frosted glass). Then he pushed open the letterbox, and saw me splayed across the floor.
9. I went to an empty room and stood in the dark for 45 minutes to avoid a team bonding event.