36. Saw a coworker from my new job at the bus station. Couldn’t bear the idea of the awkward chitchat so I hid round the corner, figuring I’d get the next bus as I knew I had enough time
The next bus didn’t turn up and I was late for work.
37. Hid under a bed while a real estate agent showed a couple around my flat. Couldn’t be bothered to go out but can’t stand small talk, so decided to lay low.
I had a cup of tea, cushions, a Nokia with Snake on it. I was quite happy under there.
They were 25 minutes late. I guess I was under the bed for just over an hour.
I feared a sneeze.
I was in my early twenties.