47. Don’t bring four female friends along with you.
“Don’t take her to the zoo (I love the penguins and it’s free admission) and then invite four of your friends who are all girls. Also don’t walk side by side with these girls like that annoying barricade of slow-walker from high school and make me walking behind your group of 5. At least talk to her too. If she wants to see the penguins, don’t blow her off and insist on the food court the whole time.
Don’t bring your mom on the date, proceed to ignore your date and talk to your mom about the weather.”