50 Dumb Things Guys Do On First Dates

43. Donโ€™t comment on every move she makes.

โ€œComment on every move I make.

โ€˜Why are you looking at the bread?โ€™ To break your intense freaky non blinking eye contact.

โ€˜Youโ€™re playing with your hair ha that’s a good signโ€™ no itโ€™s a nervous habit cause you’re making me uncomfortable.

โ€˜You can take bigger bitesโ€™ motherfucker just let me eat my salad in peace fuck.

โ€˜You seem shyโ€™ you interrupt me whenever I start talking.

All the same dude. Ffs don’t do that.โ€

โ€”LameImpalas


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