50 Dumb Things Guys Do On First Dates

43. Don’t comment on every move she makes.

“Comment on every move I make.

‘Why are you looking at the bread?’ To break your intense freaky non blinking eye contact.

‘You’re playing with your hair ha that’s a good sign’ no it’s a nervous habit cause you’re making me uncomfortable.

‘You can take bigger bites’ motherfucker just let me eat my salad in peace fuck.

‘You seem shy’ you interrupt me whenever I start talking.

All the same dude. Ffs don’t do that.”

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