50 Dumb Things Guys Do On First Dates

42. Donโ€™t accidentally reveal what a pathetic mommyโ€™s boy you are.

โ€œDudes, clear your Google history or use a different browser if you’re going to show your date something on your computer/iPad.

I went to this guy’s house after a second date, he pulled out his iPad to Google something in order to resolve a friendly debate we were having. I’ll never know if this was 100% real life or just my brain filling in the gaps, but when his recent searches popped up, I swear I read โ€˜mother-son dependency.” I’m like oh shit I don’t want to embarrass him by letting him know I saw it so I just pretended to be looking around the room and I said โ€˜Oh, that’s a cool painting!” and he said โ€˜Thanks, my mom gave it to me.”โ€œ

โ€”FriendVriendin

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