42. Don’t accidentally reveal what a pathetic mommy’s boy you are.
“Dudes, clear your Google history or use a different browser if you’re going to show your date something on your computer/iPad.
I went to this guy’s house after a second date, he pulled out his iPad to Google something in order to resolve a friendly debate we were having. I’ll never know if this was 100% real life or just my brain filling in the gaps, but when his recent searches popped up, I swear I read ‘mother-son dependency.” I’m like oh shit I don’t want to embarrass him by letting him know I saw it so I just pretended to be looking around the room and I said ‘Oh, that’s a cool painting!” and he said ‘Thanks, my mom gave it to me.”“