50 Dumb Things Guys Do On First Dates

3. Don’t tell your date that you may or may not have killed a person when you were 8 years old.

β€œThese were all separate occasions. 1. Don’t tell your date that you may or may not have killed a person when you were 8 years old. 2. Don’t say to your date β€˜your mouth looks perfect for my dick.’ 3. Don’t start with β€˜Anime porn gets me off better than normal porn does.’ 4. (My personal favorite) β€˜Can you pay for this? My mom doesn’t give me my allowance until next Thursday,’ followed by puppy dog eyes and a pouting lip. I think I just realized how many psycho dates I’ve been on.”

β€”Societysmonster

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