50 Dumb Things Guys Do On First Dates

3. Don’t tell your date that you may or may not have killed a person when you were 8 years old.

“These were all separate occasions. 1. Don’t tell your date that you may or may not have killed a person when you were 8 years old. 2. Don’t say to your date ‘your mouth looks perfect for my dick.’ 3. Don’t start with ‘Anime porn gets me off better than normal porn does.’ 4. (My personal favorite) ‘Can you pay for this? My mom doesn’t give me my allowance until next Thursday,’ followed by puppy dog eyes and a pouting lip. I think I just realized how many psycho dates I’ve been on.”

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