16. It was pretty obvious that none of the non-family guests liked the bride. The BM toast was all about their friendship and how he got himself a hot wife that will hopefully let them hang out together, bride side of ceremony empty besides relatives, no one went to do bouquet toss, MOH was really a good friend of the groom who toasted for him to be happy and said nothing about the bride except she was pretty.
Food was pretty inedible. Venue was not accessible, and some guests were handicapped.
And also everyone left after dessert. The wedding ended very early.
17. Went to a Viking heathen wedding, cosplay and all the mead. We got there late because of traffic and missed the ceremony but we were in time for the reception to start. Only, the bride was already plastered. And she was a mean drunk who started a pretty big fight with her husband in front of everyone.
All the guests moved to an area where the fighting wasn’t as loud, and eventually the wife went to bed with their 9 month old baby and the groom’s friends were consoling the groom.
I spent my time with the other women trying to move the baby out of the bed that the bride had passed out in, and left at 11.
Wasn’t much fun.