4. They did a potluck wedding, but no one brought any food. Everyone left after the first dance.
5. A coastal wedding. In England. In January.
The weather here is unpredictable at the best of times and the Bride and Groom decided to have their wedding at a castle right by the sea – of course, it being January, the weather was atrocious, high winds coming directly off the sea and pissing rain ALL DAY. It was freezing and the reception was in a marquee… there were very few heaters.
I remember I specifically bought a new outfit for this wedding and was able to wear it again to the next one because I didn’t take off my coat the entire time. It was hideous.