27. Shotgun wedding between a couple 17 year old kids. They clearly didn’t want to get married and their relationship was only physical, it was super cringy when they tried to do a toast but couldn’t give the bride and groom any champagne.
28. Hyper religious wedding.. The ceremony was super long and all about GOD FIRST, the couple second.. And how the wife should obey the husband and about how they needed to have kids now.
Thankfully there was alcohol but we were the only table drinking it. The bar staff were bored out of their minds. My ex was seated at the same table as my (then boyfriend) husband and I. The best man’s speech was about the tickle fights him, the groom and the other religious guys would have… And when the groom (who was a friend of mine from high school) came over to our table to say hi, a guy from the table behind him kept stroking his ear? It honestly was really sad the amount of closeted gay guys there was in that room.
Also I made the mistake of mentioning to some religious chick that I lived with my boyfriend and she suddenly turned away and stopped talking to me.