1. When my oldest son was about three, he said one night at bed time, “Mommy I like you better than my fake mommy.”
Me: “Who’s your fake mommy?”
Him: “You can’t see her. She tucks me in after you do.”
2. My niece was about 4 when I heard her laughing in my room. I walked in and asked her what she was doing and she said, “Chucky says if you stick your fingers in your eyes they come out of your mouth.” Then she told me Chucky lived underground. Still gives me chills.
3. Picked him up from daycare when he was 3. Driving home, totally quiet, him just staring out the window…
He randomly asks, “Hey dad, ‘member that time we died in a fire?”