44 Of The Craziest Random (But True) Hookup Stories You’ve Ever Heard

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1. She sneezed, I said ‘bless you,’ we banged.

“I was looking for some friends at a house party and was waiting to leave the basement and head home. A girl sneezed as she walked by and I casually said ‘bless you’ and started to leave. She asked where I was going, I told her my house seeing as I lost my friends, she said she was coming with. Sex followed.”

Imawildedible


2. ‘I will murder your cat if you don’t fuck me right now.’

“Some girl walked up to me at a party and said ‘I will murder your cat if you don’t fuck me right now.’

I had to save my cat.”

alinabi27


3. She slept with me just to steal my Batman hoodie.

“Went to a party wearing my old Batman hoodie. Some girl really liked Batman. Had sex and when I woke up, my hoodie was gone.”

Treyhova

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