1. When you move in together after knowing each other for two weeks.

“When they move in together after knowing each other for two weeks.”

—caffeinated_terrier

2. When you get tattoos of each other’s names.

“Getting tattoos of each other’s names, seems like.”

—MarmeladeFuzz

3. When they try to cut you off from your friends.

“When they try to cut you off from your friends.”

—JudiSchlueter

4. When there’s a huge difference in intelligence between the two of you.

“Huge difference in intelligence between the parties.”

—SteBishop

5. When it’s long-distance.

“When it’s long-distance.”

—that_townie