1. Middle of sex this girl goes, ‘I can’t believe I’m cheating on my boyfriend for this.’

“One night stand in college. Middle of sex this girl goes, ‘I can’t believe I’m cheating on my boyfriend for this.’ That put a damper on things.”
—datboitaw

2. She looks up and says ‘Have I ever told you how much you remind me of my brother?

“She’s in the middle of giving me head, pauses for a second, looks up and says ‘Have I ever told you how much you remind me of my brother?’ She proceeded to get very upset that I lost my boner.”
—dubious369