1. Three words: three-inch dick.
“Three words: three-inch dick. He was grossly overweight and refused to take off his pants. It didn’t even remotely make it inside me.”
2. He fingered me so hard that I had to go to the hospital.
“A dude I hooked up with fingered me so hard (and not in a good, fun way) that he shifted my IUD and I had to go to the hospital a few days later because it almost punctured my uterus. So, yeah.”
3. He insisted on putting on a robe and wizard hat.
“We tried a bit of roleplay. He insisted on putting on a robe and wizard hat. Things didn’t go too well after that.”
4. Each time he thrust, his stomach kept blocking him from fully entering me.
“Fucked a guy who was a bit on the chubby side. Problem was his stomach was getting in the way of his penis getting inside me and each time he thrust, his stomach kept blocking him from fully entering me.”