32 Men Describe The Worst Hookup They’ve Ever Had

@brandondeebaker

1. Right as she came, she says to me, ‘I’m really not enjoying having sex with you anymore.

“Ex-girlfriend (not ex at the time) was over, at we started going at it. As young, horny teenagers do. Anyways, she was sitting on my face, and right as she came, she says to me, ‘I’m really not enjoying having sex with you anymore.

Ouch. To both my self-confidence and my chance of getting off that night.”

slacktherin


2. To describe it as a hairy butthole would be an understatement. It’s like she used Rogaine to wash her butt or something.

“Took a girl home from the club. Everything was going great, we’re slobbering all over each other and the clothes begin to come off. I get up to walk over to my table and get a rubber. As I turn around she’s already getting on all fours. The moment she begins to arch her back those butt cheeks open up to reveal an Amazonian forest of bush. Now I’m perfectly fine with a little bush, but this girl had thick coarse hair running across her taint all the way to the coccyx. To describe this picture as a hairy butthole would be an understatement. It’s like she used Rogaine to wash her butt or something. I was immediately turned off and made the excuse that I was out of condoms.”

no_pip


3. She talked me into taking the condom off, then as we finished she casually said, ‘oh yeah, you should probably get tested.’

“Probably the girl in college that talked me into taking the condom off, then as we finished casually says, ‘oh yeah, you should probably get tested.’

Turns out she had just found out her boyfriend was cheating on her and I was apparently how she’d get back at him.”

petethepianist


4. A girl told me she had cancer halfway through and then wanted me to finish.

“A girl told me she had cancer halfway through and then wanted me to finish. That was bad.”

FixBayonetsLads

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