1. A shaving-cream can. Value size. Cap included.
“A shaving-cream can. Value size. Cap included.
More info: The guy, who actually looked like Santa minus the uniform, actually drove himself to the ER, walked in, sat in the triage room and was 100% honest about what happened and what was in there.
I had worked years in this small ER to get a story like this. I couldn’t have been happier.”
2. A full-size pineapple, leaves first.
“My mom is a nurse and came home crying one day because a guy came into the hospital with a full-size pineapple up his ass….leaves first.”
3. A fork. Forky end first.
“A fork. Forky end first.”