Desperately Horny: 23 People Confess The Dumbest Thing They Ever Did For Sex

Desperately Horny: 23 People Confess The Dumbest Thing They Ever Did For Sex
Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz
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1. I, um, let a dog lick peanut butter off my balls once.

“I, um, let a dog lick peanut butter off my balls once.”

ThirdEncounter


2. Put a ginger root up my ass.

“Have you ever put ginger root up your ass?”

EatDaFish


3. Tried to fuck a Gatorade bottle. Tried.

“Tried to fuck a Gatorade bottle. Tried.

VilePug


4. Fucked a potato.

“Fucked a potato. I do live in Idaho. It was not that great.”

NotTheOneYouNeed

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