25. I had a girl on top of me punch me in the face as hard as she could with no warning.
“I had a girl on top of me punch me in the face as hard as she could with no warning. It was a good punch, threw all her weight into it. I tossed her off the bed and yelled, ‘What the fuck?! Why would you do that?’ Her: ‘I thought you would like it!’ ‘WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!’ We hooked up a few more times over the coming months, finally told her to never speak to me again when she broke into my house on a work night, woke me up at 4am and asked me if I wanted to split a bag of coke with her.”