21. It felt like a horse trying to eat a carrot.
“I was seeing this girl for a few days, and we decided to go back to her place for a little while.
We were on her bed, she takes my pants off, and starts going down on me…except…it’s like (not exaggerating) a horse trying to eat a carrot.
It was by far the worst imaginable blowjob I could have ever received.
Then her roommate got home, and I just decided it was the best time for me to leave.
I refer to her as horse girl now.”