37 People Confess The Hilarious Reason Why They ‘Noped Out’ In The Middle Of A Sexual Encounter

21. It felt like a horse trying to eat a carrot.

“I was seeing this girl for a few days, and we decided to go back to her place for a little while.

We were on her bed, she takes my pants off, and starts going down on me…except…it’s like (not exaggerating) a horse trying to eat a carrot.

It was by far the worst imaginable blowjob I could have ever received.

Then her roommate got home, and I just decided it was the best time for me to leave.

I refer to her as horse girl now.”



Thought Catalog

Thought Catalog is the online destination for culture, a place for content without the clutter. Coverage spans the ...

More From Thought Catalog