19. She put holes in the condom because she wanted a baby.
“I was about to hook up with this chick and she tells me to go grab a condom from her restroom I pull one out and it has a small hole pricked into it so I pull out the whole roll and all of them have a hole. I confront her and she says she really wants a baby. So I tell her she is sexy as hell but nah I’m good and grab the rest of my clothes and bail.”