37 People Confess The Hilarious Reason Why They ‘Noped Out’ In The Middle Of A Sexual Encounter

18. All of a sudden I realize there’s a crib with a standing, screaming baby right next to the bed.

“I went to this girl’s house and went to her room in the dark.. We have sex and I start doing it between her boobs…all of a sudden this kid starts crying next to the bed so I jump up and flip the lights on and there is a crib with a standing screaming baby. Not only that but she was on her period and her entire front chest to neck is covered in period blood. We all start screaming. I got the fuck out quick.”

GrundleHuffer

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